Joke farsi, blagues persanes

Ye Rashti ba Khodesh Koshti garaft dovvome shode

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Parviz be torky chy misheh...?
KHARMAGAS

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Rashtie mire klass gheyrat badesh ke miyad khone ye shab mibine zanesh dare mire biron mige : khanoom jan koja ????? zanesh mige : hichi emshab ba abbas agha mikhaym berim biron rashtie mige ba abbas agha miri ba abbas agha bar migardi ha !!!!!

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Ye rashtiye 3 hafte mire class gheyrat badesh ke miyad khone ye shab mibine khanomesh dare mire biron azash miporse : khanoom jan koja dari miri ? mige:  hichi daram miram dastshooie rashtie asabani mishe mige : lazem nakarde beshin khodam miram

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Be ghazviniye migam ba NEMOONE jomle besaz mige : mohemtarin ghesmate badanemoon konemoone

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Yek ruz yek torki mireh doctore ravan pezeshk va mighe:"aghaaye doctor man harshab khab mibinam keh daram baa yek khari koshti mighiram",  Doctor ham behesh mighe no problem "in dava raa baraayat minevisam keh az fardaa shoru koni beh khordan,zud halet khub mishe".bad torke ghoft "agar mishe az pasfarda shru konam,doctor ghoft baraaye chi,torke ham ghoft:"chon nemikham final raa az dast bedaham".

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Abadaniye dashte az taxi piyadeh mishodeh va pool midadeh , keh doostesh ra mibineh va bahash dashteh ahval porsi mikardeh ke roo mikoneh be ranandeh migeh, kakoo 2 nafar hesab kon

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Mekhastanth dar kavirhaye iran khiar beckarand valie choon zamin namack darad dar aan khiar shoor kashtand.

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Ye torke ba ye arabe davash mishe. Avall torke harchi fosh balade be torki be arabe tavil mide. Bad ke arabe shoro mikone be arabi fosh dadan dooste torke miyad. Dooste miporse: "Chera mikhandi? Torke mige: "Akhe man alan 2 Saa'te daram be torki behesh fosh midam, in alan inja neshaste dare vasam ghoran mikhone.

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Yek rooz ye torke mire doktor, doktore mashinesh kharab boode va roye mizesh ye shishe acid dasht.Eshtebayi be torke acid bejaye sharbate-medecin mide.Doktore mige;Ye hafte bokhor ke dige shikamet sholl nabashe, bad bargard. Ye hafte bad torke bar migarde,doktor soal mikone;Halet khob shod?  Torke mige;Bale vali nemidonam chera harvaghti ke migozam shalvaram soorakh mishe...............

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Ye rooz ye rashie mikhasteh bereh safar, vali nemikhasteh zanesho tankha bezareh. Be pesaresh megeh pesar jaan man daram miram safar, in mohro begir va har vagt madaret kareh khalaaf kard yek mohr behesh bezan. dorooz bad rashtie zang mizaneh ba pesaresh rarf bezaneh, azash meporseh madaret chetoreh, pesar megeh..... Modar nagoo, PALANG.

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Ye torke savare otoboos mishe. saresh mohkam mikhore be mille-ye bala saresh ke baraye dast gereftan gozashtan. be jeloye ke dastesh be mille bood mige  "akhe, peder saj, otoboos ham juye loole avordaneh?"

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Yek ruz, yek torke dar bozorgrahe Tehran karaj dar haal raanandegi bud keh bakhshe teraafikiye radio eelam nemud keh:"raanandegaan aziz tavajoh farmaayand,yek peykan dar khalaafe jahate bozorgraah dar haale raanandegi mibaashad".Torke hamintor keh raanandegi mikard be khodesh goft:"maashalah yechi-o-dota che nistand".

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Ye rooz ye zanboore asal mishineh rooye ye abadaniye, yaroo roo mikoneh be zanboore migeh Hey Kakoo to hom fahmidi mo golom.

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Turka mera zebaey-andam,mesheh asb!

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Ya torkaroo changesh zadan, che shod?
KHARCHANG. ; )

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Yeky dasht ba telefon harf mizad be doostesh goft ahval sharif.
Sewomy be dowomy goft ba ky dare harf myzane
Dowomy goft ba aghay sharif.

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Be ye torke migan ba YAMAHA ye jomleh besaz, "ba lahje" migeh: Farsa kharan ya ma ha.

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Yek rashti be nanvayee miravad. Be nanva migooyad yek nan-e sangak bedeh. Nanva migooyad boro to saf. Rashti negah mikonad valy saf nemibinad. Yek bar-e digar be nanva migooyad yek nan-e sangak bedeh. Dobareh nanva migooyad be to goftam boro to saf.Inbar rashti asabani mishavad va ba sang shish-e nanvayee ra mishkanad. Nanva rashti ra migirad va ba asabaniat miporsad chera shish-e ra shekasti? Rashti migooyad in hameh adam to saf hast chera man ra gerefti?

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Be torke migan ba

Tokyo

ye jomleh besaz. "Ba lahje" migeh , man dokhtarkhalamoh doost daram

TOKYO

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Yek yaroo mireh pishe jarahe plastic. Migeh yek khal bezar balaye saram. Doctor migeh "hameh miyan eenja khaleshan ra bardarand. Hala to mikhay yeky bezaram rooye sarat?" Yaroo migeh "akheh dishab dashtam ba GORBACHOV aragh mikhordam. Behem goft to adame khooby hasty, valy heyf ke oon bala yek cheezy kam dary."

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Yeki az hamvatanaye Azari dandoone tala gozashteh
bood va

shaba

too gavsandogh mikhabid!!!!

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